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zorbazorba Senior MemberPosts: 24,985 Senior Member
Jerm and CPJ are working on a building site.

Jerm says to CPJ "I'm gonna have the day off, I'm gonna pretend I'm crazy!"

... He climbs up the rafters, hangs upside down and shouts "I'M A LIGHTBULB! I'M A LIGHTBULB!" CPJ watches in amazement!

The foreman shouts "Jerm you're crazy, go home!" So he leaves the site.

CPJ starts packing his kit up to leave as well.

"Where the hell are you going?" asks the foreman.

"I can't work in the friggin' dark!" says CPJ.
-Zorba, "The Veiled Male"

"If you get it and didn't work for it, someone else worked for it and didn't get it..."


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