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  • zorbazorba Senior Member Posts: 24,981 Senior Member
    cpj wrote: »
    Oh yeah Sarge, he's got a tramp stamp also. :tooth:

    Goes well with the Tribal style dancing - but you forgot the navel piercing!

    Which reminds me. One time myself and several other dancers were decked out in outfits similar to the above picture, but with big skirts. All of us had our dreads in, just about everybody had tramp stamps, blah, blah, blah. We were standing outside our dance studio, about to walk over to a nearby restaurant for a performance. Most of us were back-on to the street and some guy in a convertible honked at us. We all turned around - his eyes just about bugged outta his head and he was OUT OF THERE!!! :rotflmao:
    -Zorba, "The Veiled Male"

    "If you get it and didn't work for it, someone else worked for it and didn't get it..."
    )O(
  • SargeSarge Member Posts: 324 Member
    cpj wrote: »
    Oh yeah Sarge, he's got a tramp stamp also. :tooth:

    I still don't care. Ain't really none of my business. I've got plenty of tattoos myself.
    Pain is okay. Puking is okay. Fear is okay. Falling is okay. Crawling is okay. Failure is okay. Quitting is not.
  • zorbazorba Senior Member Posts: 24,981 Senior Member
    Sarge wrote: »
    I still don't care. Ain't really none of my business. I've got plenty of tattoos myself.

    I think CPJ wants one himself! :tooth:

    I can tell you that was the most pain I've ever experienced in my life, it hurt like a mofo! :yikes:
    -Zorba, "The Veiled Male"

    "If you get it and didn't work for it, someone else worked for it and didn't get it..."
    )O(
  • zorbazorba Senior Member Posts: 24,981 Senior Member
    cpj wrote: »
    You'll miss this reference...
    "When she got undressed it was a big ole mess, Sheena was a man!"

    Nope - you're right. Don't get the reference, but it sounds like something fun so I'm askin' for a clue!
    -Zorba, "The Veiled Male"

    "If you get it and didn't work for it, someone else worked for it and didn't get it..."
    )O(
  • SargeSarge Member Posts: 324 Member
    Thing is when you do the job I do, you get all kinds through here. There's some way to divide us as people. But we're far more alike than we are different.
    Pain is okay. Puking is okay. Fear is okay. Falling is okay. Crawling is okay. Failure is okay. Quitting is not.
  • BufordBuford Senior Member Posts: 6,721 Senior Member
    Sarge wrote: »
    Don't really care, to tell you the truth. Everybody has hobbies. But word of advise? If you're gonna be wearing them dresses and such like that, might wanna consider a shave.

    Even sarge knows the difference between a skirt and a dress.:guns:
    Just look at the flowers Lizzie, just look at the flowers.
  • SargeSarge Member Posts: 324 Member
    cpj wrote: »
    Oh, don't get us wrong. We love our freak Zorba. Any dude that's got the stones to come onto an Internet gun forum talking about he's a male damn belly dancer and take the crap he's given is good people. Still a freak, but good people.

    Hell we all a little freaky sometimes.
    Pain is okay. Puking is okay. Fear is okay. Falling is okay. Crawling is okay. Failure is okay. Quitting is not.
  • JermanatorJermanator Senior Member Posts: 16,244 Senior Member
    He is weird. And he likes guns. I don't think there are very many of us on here that aren't weird, so he fit in just fine.
    Reason obeys itself; and ignorance submits to whatever is dictated to it.
    -Thomas Paine
  • zorbazorba Senior Member Posts: 24,981 Senior Member
    Buford wrote: »
    Even sarge knows the difference between a skirt and a dress.:guns:

    Thank Goddess somebody here does! :jester:
    -Zorba, "The Veiled Male"

    "If you get it and didn't work for it, someone else worked for it and didn't get it..."
    )O(
  • JermanatorJermanator Senior Member Posts: 16,244 Senior Member
    cpj wrote: »
    Exactly. You should see the shtuff some people here send to their friends!
    Did you enjoy the fudge I packed for you and the undies?
    Reason obeys itself; and ignorance submits to whatever is dictated to it.
    -Thomas Paine
  • shushshush Senior Member Posts: 6,259 Senior Member
    cpj wrote: »
    So Mr Powers, when did you change the signature?

    Subliminal, baby.
  • LMLarsenLMLarsen Senior Member Posts: 8,337 Senior Member
    Definitely got some weirdos here! Hell, we got a guy with no face about his porn 'stache that can still hit a pig at 50 yards!
    “A gun is a tool, no better or no worse than any other tool: an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that.”

    NRA Endowment Member
  • shushshush Senior Member Posts: 6,259 Senior Member
    cpj wrote: »
    No, it means I've never admitted to liking anything Limey. It's that other guy.


    Delusional thinking.

    The ‘other guy` and I, we know the truth of it.
  • TeachTeach Senior Member Posts: 18,428 Senior Member
    cpj wrote: »
    Its a line from a Late 80s hip hop song.

    BAM!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pp-YPWnGmLg

    :jester:
    Jerry
  • Make_My_DayMake_My_Day Senior Member Posts: 7,910 Senior Member
    cpj wrote: »
    Dear Lord and little fishes.
    As Mr Mercury once said:" and another ones gone and another ones gone , another one bites the dust."
    Zorba's feminizing the forum one dude at a time!

    N.F.W....I just happen to like website tricks using javascript codes. I used to build websites and you can do some really cool stuff using those codes.
    JOE MCCARTHY WAS RIGHT:
    THE DEMOCRATS ARE THE NEW COMMUNISTS!
  • VarmintmistVarmintmist Senior Member Posts: 7,949 Senior Member
    cpj wrote: »
    Look. You admitted to liking "sparkles". :tooth:

    Its all good, unless the pointer is a Unicorn horn...
    It's boring, and your lack of creativity knows no bounds.
  • zorbazorba Senior Member Posts: 24,981 Senior Member
    The video was "educational" - the only "Sheena" I know of is "Sheena, Queen of the Jungle". Wait a minute... :uhm:
    -Zorba, "The Veiled Male"

    "If you get it and didn't work for it, someone else worked for it and didn't get it..."
    )O(
  • JermanatorJermanator Senior Member Posts: 16,244 Senior Member
    cpj wrote: »
    That's a true story folks.
    ...and I left out the part that sounds dirty. That is for another day.
    Reason obeys itself; and ignorance submits to whatever is dictated to it.
    -Thomas Paine
  • SargeSarge Member Posts: 324 Member
    zorba wrote: »
    Thank Goddess somebody here does! :jester:

    Well to be fair if the wife wears a dress you can't just slip a lil somethin' somethin' on the down low. But she wears one them short skirts, oh boy!
    Pain is okay. Puking is okay. Fear is okay. Falling is okay. Crawling is okay. Failure is okay. Quitting is not.
  • Make_My_DayMake_My_Day Senior Member Posts: 7,910 Senior Member
    cpj wrote: »
    Look. You admitted to liking "sparkles". :tooth:

    Yeah, because that's the only way I could think of describing the effect. :head:
    JOE MCCARTHY WAS RIGHT:
    THE DEMOCRATS ARE THE NEW COMMUNISTS!
  • LMLarsenLMLarsen Senior Member Posts: 8,337 Senior Member
    "Sprinkles." Like on donuts. Problem solved, Man Card intact.
    “A gun is a tool, no better or no worse than any other tool: an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that.”

    NRA Endowment Member
  • zorbazorba Senior Member Posts: 24,981 Senior Member
    It is said that all Belly Dancers suffer from attention deficit disord... - OOOOOHHH LOOOK!! SPARKLY!!! :tooth:
    -Zorba, "The Veiled Male"

    "If you get it and didn't work for it, someone else worked for it and didn't get it..."
    )O(
  • JermanatorJermanator Senior Member Posts: 16,244 Senior Member
    Wambli Ska wrote: »
    My wife opened the box :rotflmao:
    That is semi-sweet chocolate. Chris's is dark. Very, very dark chocolate.
    Reason obeys itself; and ignorance submits to whatever is dictated to it.
    -Thomas Paine
  • wizard78wizard78 Senior Member Posts: 1,004 Senior Member
    zorba wrote: »
    ...

    Live music at the "big show" earlier this year:
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    I have to start waking up earlier. Late again to the thread!
    Welcome, (finally) to paradise Florida. :beer: Why/when did you shave?

    “When guns are outlawed, only patriots will have guns.”
  • shushshush Senior Member Posts: 6,259 Senior Member
    wizard78 wrote: »
    ....... Why/when did you shave?


    In Brazil?
  • RimfireRimfire Senior Member Posts: 849 Senior Member
    knitepoet wrote: »
    I THINK TennMike has one of those. He talked about getting one, unsure if he ever did
    I have 1 of those and it's carbine cousin. I enjoy them immensely.


    Zorba, is this a real move to Florida or a Wambli-style move?
    G&A Forum Member since: October 2000; Life Member: GOA, IWLA, NRA, & Escapees.
  • zorbazorba Senior Member Posts: 24,981 Senior Member
    Rimfire wrote: »
    I have 1 of those and it's carbine cousin. I enjoy them immensely.


    Zorba, is this a real move to Florida or a Wambli-style move?

    No, its real. House in Ca going on the market 3/1, hope to be headed eastward no later than the end of April. I'm currently in Fl, flying back to Ca next week when I'll start selling off un-needed furniture and the Toyota. Need to have new rear wheel bearings put on the MBZ, and some other misc. work done to it before the move. Driving cross country by the northern route, but will probably be able to drop down 65 and visit Mary and Jerry.
    -Zorba, "The Veiled Male"

    "If you get it and didn't work for it, someone else worked for it and didn't get it..."
    )O(
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