Home Main Category Clubhouse

random thoughts.

13»

Replies

  • earlyearly Senior Member Posts: 4,950 Senior Member
    tennmike wrote: »
    So you're saying that you were a Johnny-come-lately and there was no room at the inn? :tooth:

    Gotta reserve a spot way ahead a time out this way.
    My thoughts are generally clear. My typing, not so much.
  • coolgunguycoolgunguy Senior Member Posts: 6,626 Senior Member
    early wrote: »
    Had a cat walk pedestrian overpass at the interstate highway. Co-worker had to go that way with with a load. Kids were swinging a big brick on a rope from the cat walk. Hit the truck and hooked up in the cab. Happened so fast it pulled the kids arm off. First cop at the scene gave the driver a ticket. Some nerve.

    Charged him with armed robbery.


    Similar situation here recently

    An elderly gentleman getting out of his car in a shopping center parking lot slipped and, as a falling person will, grabbed at the closest thing handy to break his fall.... which happened to be the radio antenna of a van parked nearby. Unfortunately, in doing so he snapped the antenna off, enraging the man sitting in the van who promptly beat and stabbed the old fellow with said aerial. Sadly, he passed away as a result of the attack.

    There was a lot of public outcry over the incident, especially considering that no charges were brought by the county DA. :angry:






    He said there was no way he could bring charges, because the duffer expired due to complications of van aerial disease:tooth:
    "Bipartisan" usually means that a bigger than normal deception is happening.
    George Carlin
  • earlyearly Senior Member Posts: 4,950 Senior Member
    Never trust a skinney cook :hand:
    My thoughts are generally clear. My typing, not so much.
  • roadkingroadking Senior Member Posts: 3,056 Senior Member
    early wrote: »
    Never trust a skinney cook :hand:

    Or a bald barber...
    Support your local Scouts!
  • earlyearly Senior Member Posts: 4,950 Senior Member
    The Andy Griffith show started as skit/pilot on the Danny Kaye show.
    My thoughts are generally clear. My typing, not so much.
  • earlyearly Senior Member Posts: 4,950 Senior Member
    Old guys only appear to be moving slow. In fact they are deceptively quick as there is no wasted movement.
    My thoughts are generally clear. My typing, not so much.
Sign In or Register to comment.
Magazine Cover

GET THE MAGAZINE Subscribe & Save

Temporary Price Reduction

SUBSCRIBE NOW

Give a Gift   |   Subscriber Services

PREVIEW THIS MONTH'S ISSUE

GET THE NEWSLETTER Join the List and Never Miss a Thing.

Get the top Guns & Ammo stories delivered right to your inbox every week.

Advertisement