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A guy was sitting in his seat on a plane on the tarmac as the plane was being boarded when a guy sits down next to him. The guy is all sweaty and nervous to the point of pain, and the guy sitting beside him asks, "Are you afraid of flying?"

"No that's not it at all. The reason I'm upset is I got transferred to Chicago and I've heard it's like a war zone what with all the killing and lawlessness."

The other guy says, "Relax, I've been living and working in Chicago for 14 years. Just buy you a house in a nice neighborhood, enroll your kids in a nice private school and mind your own business. Like I said, I've been there 14 years and I have had no problems."

" Oh Really? What do you do there?"

"I'm a tail gunner on a beer truck..."

OK Say good night Gracie!
Daddy, what's an enabler?
Son that's somebody with nothing to do with his time but keep me in trouble with mom.

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