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We shall kick off this collection of pessimism with:
Murphy's Law of Personal Hygiene #1: A container of deodorant will run empty after servicing an odd number of armpits.
Murphy's Law of Personal Hygiene #1: A container of deodorant will run empty after servicing an odd number of armpits.
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"Nothing is safe from stupid." - Zee
"Nothing is safe from stupid." - Zee
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Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
Universal parts aren't - interchangeable parts won't.
The 90/90 rule of project schedules: The first 90% of the project takes 90% of the time (and resources/money/etc). The last 10% takes the other 90%.
― Douglas Adams
JAY
:bang:
Jerry
Jerry
He must live in South Florida. You need it there.
Winston Churchill
Reminds me of an old joke about a young girl's first day working in a hardware store. There were Frog Eyebrows and Moth balls involved...
:jester:
Son that's somebody with nothing to do with his time but keep me in trouble with mom.
Happens here all the time
Clean falls asleep watching TV every night :applause:
This brings to mind an interesting point.
How do you know that she has only been silent for an hour? It's completely possible that she has been giving you the silent treatment for several hours (or days) without you noticing. Haven't you ever had one of those vague feelings of contentment that you couldn't quite quantify the reasons for? Serendipity? You know, after several years of marriage, you learn not to look a gift horse in the mouth - meaning that you have a vague sense of something nice happening, and you aren't about to question it, for fear it will go away. This can become a dangerous habit, because all of the signs of an eruption are present, but you have conditioned yourself not to see them.
It's kind of like wondering if the light in the refrigerator really does go off when you shut the door.
Pretty certain those are aluminum blocks.
Dad 5-31-13
Jerry
A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools. Douglas Adams
Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so. Douglas Adams
The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at and repair.
Douglas Adams
― Douglas Adams
without speaking to YOU. She will be on the phone with her mom.
-Mikhail Kalashnikov