FBI agent accidentally fires gun while dancing at a Denver nightclub

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  • earlyagainearlyagain Posts: 1,483 Senior Member
    That guy pulled the trigger when he picked up the fallen gun from the floor.

    Finger off the trigger.
  • Big Al1Big Al1 Senior Member Posts: 6,739 Senior Member
    The Elaine Bennis school of dance and gun handling!
  • Big ChiefBig Chief Senior Member Posts: 31,722 Senior Member
    Was it a Glock?
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  • zorbazorba Senior Member Posts: 16,586 Senior Member
    "Backflip"...

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  • AxeAxe Member Posts: 369 Member
    Sounds like the FBI and Marshalls service need some remedial traing in safe weapons handling. Wasn't to the Marshalls service that had a agent shoot himself in the leg while talking to students in a school? Afew years ago I think. 
  • Big ChiefBig Chief Senior Member Posts: 31,722 Senior Member
    They say if your ever drop a gun just let it fall don't try and grab it in midair...........well he did that or couldn't..........the second part is keep yer B*U*G*G*E*R hooks off the trigger when you do pick it up!
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  • bellcatbellcat Senior Member Posts: 1,290 Senior Member
    I usually unchamber before I start busting a move😆
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  • Wambli SkaWambli Ska Moderator Posts: 26,695 Senior Member
    Axe said:
    Sounds like the FBI and Marshalls service need some remedial traing in safe weapons handling. Wasn't to the Marshalls service that had a agent shoot himself in the leg while talking to students in a school? Afew years ago I think. 
    Yeah, he was the only one in the room qualified to handle a Glock 40... 🤔
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  • bullsi1911bullsi1911 Moderator Posts: 9,305 Senior Member

    This is where the term "Only Ones" in reference to police came from


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  • Wambli SkaWambli Ska Moderator Posts: 26,695 Senior Member

    This is where the term "Only Ones" in reference to police came from


    A classic!
    "Attack rapidly, ruthlessly, viciously, without rest, however tired and hungry you may be, the enemy will be more tired, more hungry. Keep punching." General George S. Patton
  • SpkSpk Senior Member Posts: 1,298 Senior Member
    edited June 4 #12
    What are the odds he was drinking? It's 12:25 in the morning, he becomes the entertainment. What are the odds.



    I guess some agents really need manual thumb safeties, if they plan to carry in condition 1!

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  • cpjcpj Senior Member Posts: 37,985 Senior Member
    “The clubs manager wasn’t sure the agent had been drinking. “
     
    Lets do some Monday morning quarterbacking.... 

    It’s a bar. 
    It’s after midnight. 
    Theres a white bread honky mother **** attempting to dance and do back flips. 

    Man. I’m not sure if he was drinking or not either ...
    "I'm here for the guns, hunting, and skirt wearing men."
    Zee
  • tennmiketennmike Senior Member Posts: 22,997 Senior Member
    Seems like when the FBI isn't losing firearms by leaving them in vehicles or restrooms, they're negligently discharging them shooting themselves or someone else.

    And the gun didn't 'accidentally discharge'; it had help, as in 'negligent discharge'. If ya gonna bust some moves on the dance floor while carrying, then a good retention holster would be a good idea. Sayin'.
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  • earlyagainearlyagain Posts: 1,483 Senior Member
    The Denver DA charged him with second degree assault pending possible additional charges when the toxicology results become available.

    The FBI is conducting sn internal investigation.

    The victim has retained legal counsel with a local ambulance chasing attorney famously seen on local tv commercials.

    🐒
  • cpjcpj Senior Member Posts: 37,985 Senior Member
    The Denver DA charged him with second degree assault pending possible additional charges when the toxicology results become available.

    The FBI is conducting sn internal investigation.

    The victim has retained legal counsel with a local ambulance chasing attorney famously seen on local tv commercials.

    🐒
    The victim SHOULD do that. I hope the worthless p o s agent gets jail time, and the victim gets rich. 
    "I'm here for the guns, hunting, and skirt wearing men."
    Zee
  • earlyagainearlyagain Posts: 1,483 Senior Member
    The Strong Arm will get him more zeros than Cheerio cereal factory.
  • Big ChiefBig Chief Senior Member Posts: 31,722 Senior Member
    The agent faces a judge today.

    Me thunks he is in deep kimchi .
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  • coolgunguycoolgunguy Senior Member Posts: 5,874 Senior Member

    The victim SHOULD do that. I hope the worthless p o s agent gets jail time, and the victim gets rich. 
    This.  It sucks that an ambulance chaser is going to get a cut, and, that it will be you and I paying for this, rather than the agent himself... still needs to happen. 
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  • knitepoetknitepoet Senior Member Posts: 17,559 Senior Member

    This is where the term "Only Ones" in reference to police came from


    It's been a while since I've seen that one...
    He handled it better than Tex Grebner did in his infamous video
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  • Big ChiefBig Chief Senior Member Posts: 31,722 Senior Member
    Is Tex still doing YouTube videos?
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  • Big ChiefBig Chief Senior Member Posts: 31,722 Senior Member
    edited June 13 #22
    They say NEVER try and grab a gun as it falls when you drop it .............cause you may grab it by the trigger and fire it..........better chance of it not going off if you just let it hit the ground. Makes sense.

    And when it does hit the ground........be careful when you grab it.........like keep yer b*u*g*g*e*r hooks outta the trigger guard.
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  • cpjcpj Senior Member Posts: 37,985 Senior Member
    Big Chief said:
    Is Tex still doing YouTube videos?
    I believe so, at least they’ve showed up on my YouTube feed. Archery videos. Not sure how new they are. 

    He DID have an excellent line though:
    ”I just **** shot myself.”
    "I'm here for the guns, hunting, and skirt wearing men."
    Zee
  • FisheadgibFisheadgib Senior Member Posts: 5,212 Senior Member
    They gave a little more info about that case this morning and claimed that they're still waiting on the toxicology report results. How come a small town police department can get a detailed toxicology report in a day but the DOJ can't get one in a week and a half? Incidentally, the agent was supposedly a retired Army captain.
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  • Big ChiefBig Chief Senior Member Posts: 31,722 Senior Member
    cpj said:
    Big Chief said:
    Is Tex still doing YouTube videos?
    I believe so, at least they’ve showed up on my YouTube feed. Archery videos. Not sure how new they are. 

    He DID have an excellent line though:
    ”I just **** shot myself.”
    Be hard to shoot yersef with an arrow................but I imagine it can be done.
    It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
    Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
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  • Big ChiefBig Chief Senior Member Posts: 31,722 Senior Member
    They gave a little more info about that case this morning and claimed that they're still waiting on the toxicology report results. How come a small town police department can get a detailed toxicology report in a day but the DOJ can't get one in a week and a half? Incidentally, the agent was supposedly a retired Army captain.
    What, they didn't Expedite the toxicology test????
    It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
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  • earlyagainearlyagain Posts: 1,483 Senior Member
    I got the impression that the Denver PD was handling the toxicology testing???

    If so the delay is not a surprise to me.
  • tennmiketennmike Senior Member Posts: 22,997 Senior Member
    Big Chief said:
    Be hard to shoot yersef with an arrow................but I imagine it can be done.
    You don't know the half of it! It can and HAS been done, a LOT. I remember when the overdraw arrow rests first came out so you could use shorter, lighter arrows to increase arrow speed. There were quite a few broadheads through wrists before the 'Whisker Biscuit' arrow rest came out. Wounds were just NASTY, too.
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  • SpkSpk Senior Member Posts: 1,298 Senior Member
    Big Chief said:

    Be hard to shoot yersef with an arrow................but I imagine it can be done.
    If anyone can do it, I bet Tex could.
    "Facts are stubborn things and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of the facts and evidence" — John Adams
  • earlyagainearlyagain Posts: 1,483 Senior Member
    A Denver judge ordered he could have his gun back today.

    Maybe should have allowed only one bullet to be carried in his pocket?
  • GilaGila Posts: 272 Member
    Has he been reassigned to Mayberry?
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