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The Great Outdoors!
So Friday night I have the lake house to myself. Antenna TV is great if you watch a lot of PBS, so I throw in a movie. But I'm not alone. Half way through I notice a winged shadow flying around, crap it's a bat! So I scramble to close all the down stairs bedrooms so he can't hide but then he disappears!!?? Who knows where he went?? About 1030 I head upstairs and when I turn on the hallway light he's flying around up there. The fish net is in the garage so when I open the outside door to get it, the door to the upstairs bedroom opens, that's where I sleep, so I turn to close that door so he doesn't get in there. Next to the door is a Leinenkugerls canoe paddle, (for decoration) and it's my closest weapon so I grab it. As I turn I'm staring into the jaws of death as the he flies straight at me, with his pointy little ears (like devils horns) and fangs bared!! I swing that paddle like a Samurai warrior and SPLAT, the little terrorist sails across the hall way and almost out the door. But I only range his bell, tough little ****!! Still flapping and squeaking I finally paddled him outside. That's enough adventure for one night!!
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How easy it is to make people believe a lie, and [how] hard it is to undo that work again! -- Mark Twain
Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
See if you can identify the breed from the ones you whacked, and check with a local master naturalist to see if the breed would have pups in a nursery colony at this time.
You can also find local ‘rescue’ organizations here:
https://batworld.org/what-to-do-if-you-found_a_bat/
bats are cool and eat bugs, and have some challenges that are facing them right now (white nose). Try to save them if you can.
-Mikhail Kalashnikov
-Mikhail Kalashnikov
I imagine they are enough a varmint problem there to just whack them (I'd do the same thing with the doves or the cats here but the wife won't let me) but regarding the idea of "bat houses" to allow them to rest in a place where they won't become a nuisance....how the droppings issue is managed in that case? Always heard that such thing is apparently a SERIOUS problem with these little animals when they settle down to rest even in small groups.
These flying rodents are always cute and fuzzy until someone gets bit. They go straight for the throat. Then it's off to the doctors to get treated for rabies.
How easy it is to make people believe a lie, and [how] hard it is to undo that work again! -- Mark Twain
That was before I heard about histoplasmosis.
As it turns out, one of her fellow teachers (strangely enough, the one whose classroom sits DIRECTLY below the massive guano pile) got sick last year. Not just sick, but SICK. Near death kind of sick. Out of work for MONTHS kind of sick. Now, to be fair, she has pre-existing conditions that are borderline serious all on their own... but, it didn't escape my notice that they're cleaning out the "attic" and sealing the entry points this year.
I don't think I'll put any money on "coincidence".
George Carlin
I should also mention that the superintendent and the maintenance guy will be doing the cleaning/sealing themselves, rather than shell out the clams required to hire people who know what they're doing.
George Carlin
Also had a Muscovy duck come down the same chimney. Neighbor had some of those ugly nasty critters and they roamed around the whole neighborhood. This one would fly up on the top of the chimney and take a nap from time to time. I guess it woke up, lost its balance, and fell down the chimney. Had to open the draft to let it fall the rest of the way through. Kicked its butt outside, and made a stainless steel hood for the top of the chimney that the stupid duck couldn't land on (Vee roof chimney cap with stainless steel screws every 1/2" sticking up on the ridge of the cap. Duck found another place to nap. The Muscovy ducks disappeared about the same time the first coyotes showed up in the area.
― Douglas Adams