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Elevator joke

JerryBobCoJerryBobCo Posts: 8,227 Senior Member

I got beat up in the elevator today.

I was in the elevator with a large breasted woman.  I was staring at her.

She said "Push one", so I did.

I don't remember much after that.

Jerry

Gun control laws make about as much sense as taking ex-lax to cure a cough.

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  • Big ChiefBig Chief Posts: 32,995 Senior Member
    :D
    It's only true if it's on this forum where opinions are facts and facts are opinions
    Words of wisdom from Big Chief: Flush twice, it's a long way to the Mess Hall
    I'd rather have my sister work in a whorehouse than own another Taurus!
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