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Hey dad can you help me fix the vacuum

Jeff in TXJeff in TX Senior MemberPosts: 2,053 Senior Member
Step son brings me out his Shark vacuum which stopped running. He owns a Belgium shepherd. The brush was completely matted in dog hair. Got that taken apart and cleaned. 

Next i I pulled out enough hair from the bottom of the vacuum up the tube and into the filter to make my wife a fur coat. It was unbelievable the amount of hair I pulled from the vacuum. 

Kids!
Distance is not an issue, but the wind can make it interesting!

John 3: 1-21

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  • knitepoetknitepoet Senior Member Posts: 21,068 Senior Member
    I was expecting a joke, such as. "So I put a long horn sticker on it and now it sucks again"
    Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates, Rule #37: There is no “overkill”. There is only “open fire” and “I need to reload”.


  • Jeff in TXJeff in TX Senior Member Posts: 2,053 Senior Member
    knitepoet said:
    I was expecting a joke, such as. "So I put a long horn sticker on it and now it sucks again"
    Now that’s funny!
    Distance is not an issue, but the wind can make it interesting!

    John 3: 1-21
  • tennmiketennmike Senior Member Posts: 27,395 Senior Member
    Y'all ought to start saving all that fur, spin it into yarn, and make sweaters! :D
      I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer”
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  • NNNN Senior Member Posts: 24,705 Senior Member
    He better get a shop vac and use that.
    Shut up-----KAREN; OK Cynthia
  • knitepoetknitepoet Senior Member Posts: 21,068 Senior Member
    Now that’s funny!
    Thanks, I wish I could take credit for it, but I can't. I got it from a meme I saw online
    Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates, Rule #37: There is no “overkill”. There is only “open fire” and “I need to reload”.


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