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pjames777pjames777 Senior MemberPosts: 1,421 Senior Member
What do you get if you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter?


 Pumpkin pi.



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  • tennmiketennmike Senior Member Posts: 27,395 Senior Member
    I don't like pumpkin pi. Can we change that to apple pi, please? :D
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  • zorbazorba Senior Member Posts: 23,663 Senior Member
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  • zorbazorba Senior Member Posts: 23,663 Senior Member
    tennmike said:
    I don't like pumpkin pi. Can we change that to apple pi, please? :D
    How about frozen Pecan pi? ;)
    -Zorba, "The Veiled Male"

    "If you get it and didn't work for it, someone else worked for it and didn't get it..."
  • tennmiketennmike Senior Member Posts: 27,395 Senior Member
    I like my pecan pie warm, with whipped cream. I've had it cold and don't like it that way. When it's warm it gives off an aroma that enhances the taste! :)
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  • zorbazorba Senior Member Posts: 23,663 Senior Member
    Warm or cold, you can keep the darn whipped cream. I don't like it on anything - it doesn't do anything for me, and its just fat.
    -Zorba, "The Veiled Male"

    "If you get it and didn't work for it, someone else worked for it and didn't get it..."
  • jaywaptijaywapti Senior Member Posts: 4,958 Senior Member
    Key Lime Pi.

    JAY
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  • Big ChiefBig Chief Senior Member Posts: 32,995 Senior Member
    zorba said:
    Warm or cold, you can keep the darn whipped cream. I don't like it on anything - it doesn't do anything for me, and its just fat.
    Just got this off can of Reddi Wip and they even make a light version. Actually not a bad sub for other toppings full of sugars and stuff.

    serving size 2 tbsp

    Negative on the fat....1% total and 3% Saturated

    calories 15

    1% Cholesterol

    0% sodium

    1 g carb

    total sugars less than 1g
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  • zorbazorba Senior Member Posts: 23,663 Senior Member
    That's better than I thought - but it still doesn't do anything for me.
    -Zorba, "The Veiled Male"

    "If you get it and didn't work for it, someone else worked for it and didn't get it..."
  • mitdr774mitdr774 Member Posts: 1,445 Senior Member
    Now I want to make a pecan pie and an apple pie.  
  • tennmiketennmike Senior Member Posts: 27,395 Senior Member
    Regarding Gene's joke, I dumped two gals about 5 years apart that had the same idea about my guns and fishin' stuff. I told both of them that they could keep the ring, but we were through. Sort of shocked them! Shocked me, too! I didn't know I was dating and had proposed marriage to TWO INSANE women in a row!
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