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A hypothetical question

JerryBobCoJerryBobCo Senior MemberPosts: 7,939 Senior Member

Stolen shamelessly from facebook.

You’re walking down a
Deserted street with your wife
And two small children.

Suddenly, a Terrorist with a huge knife
Comes around the corner,
Locks eyes with you,
Screams obscenities,
Raises the knife, and charges at you…

You are carrying a
Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP, and you are an expert shot.
You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?

THINK CAREFULLY AND
THEN SCROLL DOWN:

Liberal’s Answer:

� Well, that’s not enough information to answer the question!
� What is a Kimber 1911 cal. 45 ACP?
� Does the man look poor or oppressed?
� Is he really a terrorist? Am I guilty of profiling?
� Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
� Could we run away?
� What does my wife think?
� What about the kids?
� Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
� What does the law say about this situation?
� Does the pistol have appropriate safety built into it?
� Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
� Is it possible he’d be happy with just killing me?
� Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
� If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
� Should I call 9-1-1?
� Why is this street so deserted?
� We need to raise taxes, have paint & weed day.
� Can we make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
� I need to debate this with some friends for a few days and try to come to a consensus.
� This is all so confusing!

………… ……… ……… ……… ……… ……… …….. ……… .

Conservative’s Answer:

BANG!

………… ……… ……… ……… ……… ……… …….. ……

Southerner’s Answer:

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
BANG ! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Click….. (Sounds of reloading)
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG!BANG!
Click

Daughter:
‘Nice grouping, Daddy!’
‘Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?!

Son:
‘Can I shoot the next one?!’

Wife:
�You are not taking that to the Taxidermist!


Jerry

Gun control laws make about as much sense as taking ex-lax to cure a cough.

Replies

  • NNNN Senior Member Posts: 24,713 Senior Member
    Is any action going to infringe on his civil rights?
    Shut up-----KAREN; OK Cynthia
  • das68das68 Posts: 662 Senior Member
    is he from london?


  • knitepoetknitepoet Senior Member Posts: 21,093 Senior Member
    JerryBobCo said:
    <snip>

    Southerner’s Answer:
    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG !
    Click….. (Sounds of reloading)
    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
    <snip>


    FIFY
    Never seen an 11+1 single stack 1911 45
    or a "standard" 10 round mag
    So I corrected the number og "bangs" for a full 8+1 and an 8 rnd reload :tooth"



    Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates, Rule #37: There is no “overkill”. There is only “open fire” and “I need to reload”.


  • orchidmanorchidman Senior Member Posts: 8,110 Senior Member
    Its Trumps fault............
    Still enjoying the trip of a lifetime and making the best of what I have.....
  • das68das68 Posts: 662 Senior Member
    knitepoet said:
    JerryBobCo said:
    <snip>

    Southerner’s Answer:
    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG !
    Click….. (Sounds of reloading)
    BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
    <snip>


    FIFY
    Never seen an 11+1 single stack 1911 45
    or a "standard" 10 round mag
    So I corrected the number og "bangs" for a full 8+1 and an 8 rnd reload :tooth"



    There's an echo.


  • tennmiketennmike Senior Member Posts: 27,395 Senior Member
    The Southern style was co-opted by the CIA and named 'terminate with extreme prejudice'.
      I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer”
    ― Douglas Adams
  • SpkSpk Senior Member Posts: 3,962 Senior Member
    Maybe he just needs a hug, a sandwich and a few kind words.

    Btw, what self-respecting terrorist just carries a knife? I would refuse to be mug by such a cretin. "Go home and get your AK", I would insist.
    :D
    Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience -- Mark Twain
    How easy it is to make people believe a lie, and [how] hard it is to undo that work again! -- Mark Twain

  • KMT2KMT2 Member Posts: 360 Member
    y'all might be laughing at this. but last night i was at the local gas station. AS I walked up to the door, there were 6 young(20 something ) arabs, chain smoking and loitering. I was in there getting stuff, and I noticed a 20 something young lady come in and was a bit nervous. The boys were starting to be a bit silly. SO I told the young lady that I would walk out with her and wait for her to leave. Well with me walking out with her and standing near her and between her and them doing that the boys sort of decided not to be stupid. I was willing to use less than lethal to make them learn some manners, but it was not needed. 
    But I did have a device that would send 16 plus one and then 16 more freedom seeds. 
    If you think OHSA is a little town in Wisconsin you may be in trouble!
    Peace is firing my guns or 60 feet below the surface of the water.
  • BigslugBigslug Senior Member Posts: 8,258 Senior Member
    Ummm. . .Winchester Silvertips ARE hollow points.
    WWJMBD?

    "Nothing is safe from stupid." - Zee
  • SpkSpk Senior Member Posts: 3,962 Senior Member
    Maybe she meant, Winchester Silver Tips over all other Wally World hollow points.


    Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience -- Mark Twain
    How easy it is to make people believe a lie, and [how] hard it is to undo that work again! -- Mark Twain

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