Home Main Category Clubhouse

Dr. Squatch Soap

135

Replies

  • ZeeZee Senior Member Posts: 24,018 Senior Member
    Yeah!!!  Where’s the soap review!?!
    "To Hell with efficiency, it's performance we want!" - Elmer Keith
  • SpkSpk Senior Member Posts: 3,969 Senior Member
    Zee said:
    I gotta try it. If for no other reason than the commercials. 🤣


    https://youtu.be/cjEK7qQKRDY

    https://youtu.be/m_mF9MvksTU

    https://youtu.be/S_iOotg21Hw

    Didn't you order some of this soap. You're the OP. 😁

    CHIRO1989 said:
    Let us know if it cuts down on the cabbage odor :)
    Inquiring minds want to know!
    :D

    With a name like Dr. Squatch, you know it's gotta be good.

    Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience -- Mark Twain
    How easy it is to make people believe a lie, and [how] hard it is to undo that work again! -- Mark Twain

  • SpkSpk Senior Member Posts: 3,969 Senior Member
    Michakav said:
    Spk said:
    Pictures or it didn't happen!
    :D
    There will be evidence.
    Standing by for the evidence. If they're really good I'll convert them in to wallpaper so you can use them on your phone.
    😵
    Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience -- Mark Twain
    How easy it is to make people believe a lie, and [how] hard it is to undo that work again! -- Mark Twain

  • Gene LGene L Senior Member Posts: 11,743 Senior Member
    Well, the commercials are doing what commercials are meant to do.  I use Irish Spring, because it's the first soap on the soap aisle.
    Concealed carry is for protection, open carry is for attention.
  • ZeeZee Senior Member Posts: 24,018 Senior Member
    I was waiting on the lathered up report from Michakav. 
    "To Hell with efficiency, it's performance we want!" - Elmer Keith
  • bullsi1911bullsi1911 Moderator Posts: 11,155 Senior Member
    But....this one did.

    He was asleep on the couch, snoring as he was prone to do. He had fallen asleep with his glasses on and I wiped a finger full of bacon grease across the lenses. Then dropped a dallop of grape jelly into his open mouth.

    That right there was funny.

    I can't believe I survived childhood.

    Mike
    I don't believe in beating children.  But once you pull a prank like that, you are a man.
    To make something simple is a thousand times more difficult than to make something complex.
    -Mikhail Kalashnikov
  • SpkSpk Senior Member Posts: 3,969 Senior Member
    Zee said:
    I was waiting on the lathered up report from Michakav. 
    I'm waiting for the YouTube video -- Extra Soapy edition!
    :D
    Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience -- Mark Twain
    How easy it is to make people believe a lie, and [how] hard it is to undo that work again! -- Mark Twain

  • JayhawkerJayhawker Moderator Posts: 16,928 Senior Member
    I used to use pine tar soap but it got expensive and they stopped selling it in those neat little tins....have been using Kirks Castile soap now for a couple of decades..
    Nothing broke,nothing to fix.no need to change anything
    Sharps Model 1874 - "The rifle that made the west safe for Winchester"
  • MichakavMichakav Senior Member Posts: 2,732 Senior Member
    edited November 2019 #70
    Damn guys. Forgot all about it. I did receive the soap.  It was pretty anti-climatic though. The various kinds smell great and lathered great. It left me feeling clean and refreshed. But in NO way feeling $7 refreshed. Also, if you just leave it sitting in the shower on a shelf without fully drying it, it turns to mush. I had high hopes and expected a lot more. The scent also seems to lose power day by day.
  • NNNN Senior Member Posts: 24,715 Senior Member
    eye likes brown laundry soap----brand does knot matter.
    Shut up-----KAREN; OK Cynthia
  • MichakavMichakav Senior Member Posts: 2,732 Senior Member
    Spk said:
    Zee said:
    I was waiting on the lathered up report from Michakav. 
    I'm waiting for the YouTube video -- Extra Soapy edition!
    :D

    It's in the works.
  • earlyagainearlyagain Posts: 6,749 Senior Member
    edited November 2019 #73
    I was buying the cheapest generic bar soap. A couple of summers ago I noticed my Dad was using Dial soap. When I was a kid living at home, he always bought Dial. I never asked him why, but realised that I like the Dial and also that recalling my Dads habits from growing up gave me certain satisfaction I can't discribe. I switched to Dial....

    I use Dawn dish soap. Its the best IMO..

    I've been using Arm & Hammer laundry soap for a few years now. I honestly don't know why, but I don't intend to change.
  • ZeeZee Senior Member Posts: 24,018 Senior Member
    Michakav said:
    Damn guys. Forgot all about it. I did receive the soap.  It was pretty anti-climatic though. The various kinds smell great and lathered great. It left me feeling clean and refreshed. But in NO way feeling $7 refreshed. Also, if you just leave it sitting in the shower on a shelf without fully drying it, it turns to mush. I had high hopes and expected a lot more. The scent also seems to lose power day by day.
    Dream Crusher. 
    "To Hell with efficiency, it's performance we want!" - Elmer Keith
  • GilaGila Posts: 1,828 Senior Member
    I use whatever Costco sells...
    No good deed goes unpunished...
  • SpkSpk Senior Member Posts: 3,969 Senior Member
    Guess it's back to Man Hands!

    Mmm, smells like Baseball in the morning. 😎
    Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience -- Mark Twain
    How easy it is to make people believe a lie, and [how] hard it is to undo that work again! -- Mark Twain

  • Diver43Diver43 Senior Member Posts: 10,923 Senior Member
    Darn, I was thinking of picking up some for Christmas gifts.
    Logistics cannot win a war, but its absence or inadequacy can cause defeat. FM100-5
  • MichakavMichakav Senior Member Posts: 2,732 Senior Member
    Diver43 said:
    Darn, I was thinking of picking up some for Christmas gifts.
    I wanted it to be good. Unfortunately, the advertising is better than the product. The 2 killers were the "mooshyness" if left damp and the scent slowly fading.
  • SpkSpk Senior Member Posts: 3,969 Senior Member
    Michakav said:
    Diver43 said:
    Darn, I was thinking of picking up some for Christmas gifts.
    I wanted it to be good. Unfortunately, the advertising is better than the product. The 2 killers were the "mooshyness" if left damp and the scent slowly fading.
    Yeah, that killed it for me.
    Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience -- Mark Twain
    How easy it is to make people believe a lie, and [how] hard it is to undo that work again! -- Mark Twain

  • BigDanSBigDanS Senior Member Posts: 6,973 Senior Member
    Filthy...  Farm ...  Girl...   really!

    "A patriot is mocked, scorned and hated; yet when his cause succeeds, all men will join him, for then it costs nothing to be a patriot." Mark Twain
    Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives.... now who's bringing the hot wings? :jester:
  • ZeeZee Senior Member Posts: 24,018 Senior Member
    Oh yes. There will be lather. And evidence of such!!!


    Michakav sent me half bars of each to try. 

    Such a kindly man. 
    "To Hell with efficiency, it's performance we want!" - Elmer Keith
  • JermanatorJermanator Senior Member Posts: 16,128 Senior Member
    Are those bars from before or after he washed his balls with them?
    Reason obeys itself; and ignorance submits to whatever is dictated to it.
    -Thomas Paine
  • ZeeZee Senior Member Posts: 24,018 Senior Member
    Are those bars from before or after he washed his balls with them?
    Does it matter?
    😁

    He was kind enough to cut them before he caressed his junk. 

    I’m just trying to decide which to try first. 
    "To Hell with efficiency, it's performance we want!" - Elmer Keith
  • MichakavMichakav Senior Member Posts: 2,732 Senior Member
    Are those bars from before or after he washed his balls with them?

    I fed him a story about how I cut them beforehand. He bought it.
  • SpkSpk Senior Member Posts: 3,969 Senior Member
    Those look promising 👌
    Cedar Balls, Pine Butt and Nautical Swang. At least you'll smell Manly! 😡
    Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience -- Mark Twain
    How easy it is to make people believe a lie, and [how] hard it is to undo that work again! -- Mark Twain

  • MichakavMichakav Senior Member Posts: 2,732 Senior Member
    edited November 2019 #86
    You didn't wash your nasty butt last night, did you? Probably smelled of cabbage all day today.
  • SpkSpk Senior Member Posts: 3,969 Senior Member
    :D

    Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience -- Mark Twain
    How easy it is to make people believe a lie, and [how] hard it is to undo that work again! -- Mark Twain

  • ZeeZee Senior Member Posts: 24,018 Senior Member
    Michakav said:
    You didn't wash your nasty butt last night, did you? Probably smelled of cabbage all day today.
    I shall wash my butt now. 
    "To Hell with efficiency, it's performance we want!" - Elmer Keith
  • ZeeZee Senior Member Posts: 24,018 Senior Member
    Started with the Pine Tar. 



    The aroma, is pleasant. 

    The lather, better than any soap I can remember. 



    The exfoliating properties, excellent!!
    Unlike Lava Soap, I feel scrubbed, not sand blasted. It seems to have a well balanced combination of softness and abrasiveness. 

    Cleansing Properties?



    Here I lay in bed, feeling cleaner than any soap I’ve ever used. My skin tingles with a menthol sensation like the roll on  muscle relaxer med you apply to tense muscles. 

    The aroma is pleasing and relaxing. I feel cleaner than I’ve ever felt before. I feel scrubbed, massaged...........fresh. 

    I have placed the bar on my hanging shower head rack. If it turns to mush......that’s not good. If it dries to a solid bar again..........we have a winner. 

    I’ll let you know. 


    Currently.........I’m a Squeaky Clean Carny. 
    "To Hell with efficiency, it's performance we want!" - Elmer Keith
  • MichakavMichakav Senior Member Posts: 2,732 Senior Member
    I think your method for keeping it dry should work. I took mine out of the shower to keep it dry and it was fine. I also loved the pine tar. They all lathered really well and left me feeling refreshed. Only real negative I guess would be the scent fading. I would guess that the scent had dropped about in half before I sent them to you. Just not sure it's worth $7. You do get basically 2 bars out of 1 though. I'm still using them, but am pretty sure I won't buy more.
  • ZeeZee Senior Member Posts: 24,018 Senior Member
    Bar seems to dry out fine of the hanging rack. 


    "To Hell with efficiency, it's performance we want!" - Elmer Keith
Sign In or Register to comment.
Magazine Cover

GET THE MAGAZINE Subscribe & Save

Temporary Price Reduction

SUBSCRIBE NOW

Give a Gift   |   Subscriber Services

PREVIEW THIS MONTH'S ISSUE

GET THE NEWSLETTER Join the List and Never Miss a Thing.

Get the top Guns & Ammo stories delivered right to your inbox every week.

Advertisement