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I should be ashamed, but sometimes you gotta make a stand.....

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The wife was totally downstairs watching a movie, and I was waay upstairs buck naked changing clothes when it sounded like a SWAT door kicker was asking entry to our front door. 

Expecting a newspaper salesman, I called down to my wife, "You want to get that?".

She said, "No...you get it. This doesn't sound good".

I wasn't dressed by most civil standards when I answered the door, but I was dressed to the degree that most of our members here would approve. 

Something was taped to my front door, flapping in the wind, and before I could see what it was, the young man with the clipboard had turned around and walked back up my steps.

He asked me if I was "Michael XXX," residing at "XXXX XXXXX, XXXX".

I asked him if we was representing Michael Bloomberg. He admitted he was.

In my best Clint Eastwood voice (I do Sam Elliot even better), I said, "Get off my effing lawn". 

He left pretty quick. My wife said she wouldn't have cursed at him. I said,  "So what....you wouldn't even answer the door."

This election cycle is gonna be fun.

Mike






"Walking away seems to be a lost art form."
N454casull

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