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  • JayhawkerJayhawker Moderator Posts: 17,201 Senior Member
    edited April 2020 #92
    My working career entailed wearing uniforms sometimes suits/sportcoats...towards the end I got by most days with a polo shirt and 5-11s....All the suits and ties. went to Goodwill the day after I retired...

    Nowadays if I have to "dress up" it's clean jeans a nice shirt and depending on the event a sportcoat, western boots and my good Stetson....

    Military/veterans funerals get the kilt and related regalia...
    Sharps Model 1874 - "The rifle that made the west safe for Winchester"
  • DrawbarFlatsDrawbarFlats Posts: 788 Senior Member
    Jayhawker said:


    Nowadays if I have to "dress up" it's clean jeans a nice shirt and depending on the event a sportcoat, western boots and my good Stetson....

    Military/veterans funerals get the kilt and related regalia...
    Nice!
  • N454casullN454casull Member Posts: 621 Senior Member
  • JerryBobCoJerryBobCo Senior Member Posts: 8,159 Senior Member
    Speaking of Beagles, I was attacked by one this weekend.

    Except it wasn't really a Beagle, and it really didn't attack me.

    It was a Pomeranian that yapped while running at me from the neighbor's house.  Must have weighed all of a pound, and stood maybe six inches high at the shoulder.

    Cute little fellow.

    Also, to stay on topic, it wasn't wearing yoga pants.
    Jerry

    Gun control laws make about as much sense as taking ex-lax to cure a cough.
  • 10canyon5310canyon53 Member Posts: 2,122 Senior Member
    Speaking of Beagles, I was attacked by one this weekend.

    Except it wasn't really a Beagle, and it really didn't attack me.

    It was a Pomeranian that yapped while running at me from the neighbor's house.  Must have weighed all of a pound, and stood maybe six inches high at the shoulder.

    Cute little fellow.

    Also, to stay on topic, it wasn't wearing yoga pants.

    To truly stay on topic somebody had to be wearing yoga pants.  If it wasn't the dog we have to assume it was you......
  • knitepoetknitepoet Senior Member Posts: 21,545 Senior Member
    Someone mentioned their grandfather...
    Listen to the first few lines of this song



    Oh, grandpa wore his suit to dinner
    Nearly every day
    No particular reason
    He just dressed that way
    Brown necktie and a matching vest
    Both his wingtip shoes
    Seven Habits of Highly Effective Pirates, Rule #37: There is no “overkill”. There is only “open fire” and “I need to reload”.


  • JerryBobCoJerryBobCo Senior Member Posts: 8,159 Senior Member
    Speaking of Beagles, I was attacked by one this weekend.

    Except it wasn't really a Beagle, and it really didn't attack me.

    It was a Pomeranian that yapped while running at me from the neighbor's house.  Must have weighed all of a pound, and stood maybe six inches high at the shoulder.

    Cute little fellow.

    Also, to stay on topic, it wasn't wearing yoga pants.

    To truly stay on topic somebody had to be wearing yoga pants.  If it wasn't the dog we have to assume it was you......
    well, actually, I wasn't wearing pants, or a skirt, at the time.  Feel better now?
    Jerry

    Gun control laws make about as much sense as taking ex-lax to cure a cough.
  • earlyagainearlyagain Posts: 7,118 Senior Member
    I used to be greeted by two ankle biter dogs on my morning walks. They'd follow my about a half a block before they got tired.

    One morning the lady owner came out to round them up well assuring me how harmless her babies are. I was going to tell her I was already redundantly familiar with her babies. Instead I just smiled, waved, and tried not to stare at her yoga pants :/
  • CHIRO1989CHIRO1989 Senior Member Posts: 13,030 Senior Member
    orchidman said:

    5$ fine waved.
    I take no pleasure in the death of the wicked, but rather that they turn away from their ways and live. Eze 33:11
  • SpkSpk Senior Member Posts: 4,196 Senior Member
    Speaking of Beagles, I was attacked by one this weekend.

    Except it wasn't really a Beagle, and it really didn't attack me.

    It was a Pomeranian that yapped while running at me from the neighbor's house.  Must have weighed all of a pound, and stood maybe six inches high at the shoulder.

    Cute little fellow.

    Also, to stay on topic, it wasn't wearing yoga pants.

    To truly stay on topic somebody had to be wearing yoga pants.  If it wasn't the dog we have to assume it was you......

    Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience -- Mark Twain
    How easy it is to make people believe a lie, and [how] hard it is to undo that work again! -- Mark Twain

  • GilaGila Posts: 1,828 Senior Member
    CHIRO1989 said:
    I can't believe there are no pictures with this thread, except for a beagle, $5 fines for all of you
    Cute blonde with a camel toe  SEXY and HOT Girls In Yoga Pants -GIYP
    No good deed goes unpunished...
  • JustsomedudeJustsomedude Posts: 618 Senior Member
    Gila said:
    CHIRO1989 said:
    I can't believe there are no pictures with this thread, except for a beagle, $5 fines for all of you
    Cute blonde with a camel toe  SEXY and HOT Girls In Yoga Pants -GIYP
    Right click, save...
  • zorbazorba Senior Member Posts: 24,094 Senior Member
    Oh, *MY*!
    -Zorba, "The Veiled Male"

    "If you get it and didn't work for it, someone else worked for it and didn't get it..."
  • JayhawkerJayhawker Moderator Posts: 17,201 Senior Member
    Gila said:
    CHIRO1989 said:
    I can't believe there are no pictures with this thread, except for a beagle, $5 fines for all of you
    Cute blonde with a camel toe  SEXY and HOT Girls In Yoga Pants -GIYP
    I wonder if there are any trout in that river.....
    Sharps Model 1874 - "The rifle that made the west safe for Winchester"
  • 10canyon5310canyon53 Member Posts: 2,122 Senior Member
    What river?  I don't see a river.
  • DrawbarFlatsDrawbarFlats Posts: 788 Senior Member
    Jayhawker said:
    Gila said:
    CHIRO1989 said:
    I can't believe there are no pictures with this thread, except for a beagle, $5 fines for all of you
    Cute blonde with a camel toe  SEXY and HOT Girls In Yoga Pants -GIYP
    I wonder if there are any trout in that river.....
    That's a nice river. Very green and no signs of tumbleweeds or even a race track along the shoreline.
  • JerryBobCoJerryBobCo Senior Member Posts: 8,159 Senior Member
    Jayhawker said:
    Gila said:
    CHIRO1989 said:
    I can't believe there are no pictures with this thread, except for a beagle, $5 fines for all of you
    Cute blonde with a camel toe  SEXY and HOT Girls In Yoga Pants -GIYP
    I wonder if there are any trout in that river.....
    That's exactly what I was thinking.



    NOT!
    Jerry

    Gun control laws make about as much sense as taking ex-lax to cure a cough.
  • VarmintmistVarmintmist Senior Member Posts: 7,495 Senior Member
    See the source image
    It's boring, and your lack of creativity knows no bounds.
  • GunNutGunNut Posts: 6,703 Senior Member
    Tough to define but clear when I see it!

    YES Yoga Pants!


    NOOOOOOOOOO Yoga Pants!!!


    Now let's talk Daisy Duke's...


    Old West Saying: God created men, but Col. Sam Colt made them equal.

    General George Patton:  “Watch what people are cynical about, and one can often discover what they lack.”

  • PFDPFD Senior Member Posts: 1,447 Senior Member
    We need a picture censor.
    😭
    That's all I got.

    Paul
  • GunNutGunNut Posts: 6,703 Senior Member
    PFD said:
    We need a picture censor.
    😭
    Wuss....  :D
    Old West Saying: God created men, but Col. Sam Colt made them equal.

    General George Patton:  “Watch what people are cynical about, and one can often discover what they lack.”

  • 10canyon5310canyon53 Member Posts: 2,122 Senior Member
    Where did I put my eye bleach?!!!!!
  • DrawbarFlatsDrawbarFlats Posts: 788 Senior Member
    GunNut said:
    Tough to define but clear when I see it!

    YES Yoga Pants!


    NOOOOOOOOOO Yoga Pants!!!


    Now let's talk Daisy Duke's...


    Where did I put my fish tank chloroquine stuff?
  • JerryBobCoJerryBobCo Senior Member Posts: 8,159 Senior Member
    When that last gal hauls ass, she has to make two trips.
    Jerry

    Gun control laws make about as much sense as taking ex-lax to cure a cough.
  • GunNutGunNut Posts: 6,703 Senior Member
    When that last gal hauls ass, she has to make two trips.
     :D  :D:D
    Old West Saying: God created men, but Col. Sam Colt made them equal.

    General George Patton:  “Watch what people are cynical about, and one can often discover what they lack.”

  • SpkSpk Senior Member Posts: 4,196 Senior Member
    Someone went Photoshop happy with that last one. Probably, corrupted the software in the process. 😕
    Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience -- Mark Twain
    How easy it is to make people believe a lie, and [how] hard it is to undo that work again! -- Mark Twain

  • SpkSpk Senior Member Posts: 4,196 Senior Member
    This thread just reminded me I need to watch this movie again.
    👍
    Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience -- Mark Twain
    How easy it is to make people believe a lie, and [how] hard it is to undo that work again! -- Mark Twain

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