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MichakavMichakav Senior MemberPosts: 2,877 Senior Member
It's minor, but's it's in the worst spot to have cut. I have a rather large (shooter marble) external thrombosed hemorrhoid.... :'(....Just my luck!
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  • GunNutGunNut Posts: 7,642 Senior Member
    Good luck... and NO pictures or videos please!!!  :D
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  • Diver43Diver43 Senior Member Posts: 11,594 Senior Member
    Good luck and fast healing
    And yes, please no photos
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  • NNNN Senior Member Posts: 24,925 Senior Member
  • JayhawkerJayhawker Moderator Posts: 17,529 Senior Member
    Ouch...be sure to get one of those pink rubber inflatable butt tubes...you'll likely need it
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  • earlyagainearlyagain Posts: 7,568 Senior Member
  • MichakavMichakav Senior Member Posts: 2,877 Senior Member
    edited May 26 #7
    GunNut said:
    Good luck... and NO pictures or videos please!!!  :D
    I do have some before pictures. I took them so the highly attractive PA at my PCP didn't have to make me spread them.... :D....Knew it wasn't her wheelhouse so I figured that would do. It worked for her. Wasn't so lucky today at the GI place today....
  • LinefinderLinefinder Moderator Posts: 7,464 Senior Member
    Best wishes, dude!

    Mike
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  • GunNutGunNut Posts: 7,642 Senior Member
    Michakav said:
    GunNut said:
    Good luck... and NO pictures or videos please!!!  :D
    I do have some before pictures. I took them so the highly attractive PA at my PCP didn't have to make me spread them.... :D....Knew it wasn't her wheelhouse so I figured that would do. It worked for her. Wasn't so lucky today at the GI place today....
    You're kind to not make the PA see this first hand.  ow delete the pictures from your phone before there is another cloud "leak"!!!   :s
    Old West Saying: God created men, but Col. Sam Colt made them equal.

    General George Patton:  “Watch what people are cynical about, and one can often discover what they lack.”

  • MichakavMichakav Senior Member Posts: 2,877 Senior Member
    edited May 26 #10
    GunNut said:

    You're kind to not make the PA see this first hand.  ow delete the pictures from your phone before there is another cloud "leak"!!!   :s
    Not a chance. These pictures will be passed down to my kids...Or maybe used for medical purposes. They were very surprised by the size... :#. Anyone interested can give me their cell#.

  • GunNutGunNut Posts: 7,642 Senior Member
    Michakav said:
    GunNut said:

    You're kind to not make the PA see this first hand.  ow delete the pictures from your phone before there is another cloud "leak"!!!   :s
    Not a chance. These pictures will be passed down to my kids...Or maybe used for medical purposes. They were very surprised by the size... :#. Anyone interested can give me their cell#.

    HARD PASS!!!   :D

    But still best of luck and hopes for a swift recovery brother!
    Old West Saying: God created men, but Col. Sam Colt made them equal.

    General George Patton:  “Watch what people are cynical about, and one can often discover what they lack.”

  • sakodudesakodude Senior Member Posts: 4,237 Senior Member
    good luck, hope it all goes well for you.
  • PFDPFD Senior Member Posts: 1,553 Senior Member
    edited May 26 #13
    Just think, when you're done you'll be a perfect ****!😄
    (Old joke, I know)
    Speedy Recovery!

    That's all I got.

    Paul
  • zorbazorba Senior Member Posts: 24,469 Senior Member
    Good luck, speedy and pain free recovery, and Goddess Bless!
    -Zorba, "The Veiled Male"

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  • JustsomedudeJustsomedude Posts: 861 Senior Member
    Geez man, what a pain in the ass.....
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  • SpkSpk Senior Member Posts: 4,433 Senior Member
    Well, on the bright side, you'll be safe in a Turkish Prison!
    Ouch! For some weird reason I don't have any desire to sit down right now.
    No pictures, get well soon. Oh and definitely traumatize your kids with the pics 🤣
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  • GunNutGunNut Posts: 7,642 Senior Member
    Geez man, what a pain in the ass.....
    I was wondering how long that one would take 🤣
    Old West Saying: God created men, but Col. Sam Colt made them equal.

    General George Patton:  “Watch what people are cynical about, and one can often discover what they lack.”

  • JustsomedudeJustsomedude Posts: 861 Senior Member
    GunNut said:
    Geez man, what a pain in the ass.....
    I was wondering how long that one would take 🤣
    I cant believe nobody else beat me to it lol. But in all seriousness Michakav, I wish you well. Been there and done that and you're in for a rough recovery.
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  • CHIRO1989CHIRO1989 Senior Member Posts: 13,291 Senior Member
    Did they make you mark it with an "X" so they cut the correct thing dangling ;)
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  • MichakavMichakav Senior Member Posts: 2,877 Senior Member
    Went about how I thought it would. The numbing was painful and the nurse holding my cheeks apart made me feel violated. Still numb.
  • GunNutGunNut Posts: 7,642 Senior Member
    Michakav said:
    Went about how I thought it would. The numbing was painful and the nurse holding my cheeks apart made me feel violated. Still numb.
    Here’s hoping it was a female nurse! 🥂
    Old West Saying: God created men, but Col. Sam Colt made them equal.

    General George Patton:  “Watch what people are cynical about, and one can often discover what they lack.”

  • SpkSpk Senior Member Posts: 4,433 Senior Member
    Michakav said:
    Went about how I thought it would. The numbing was painful and the nurse holding my cheeks apart made me feel violated. Still numb.

    Please tell me it was a she 🙏 And was she cute 😍?

    Otherwise, I would feel seriously violated... Cause Dang!
    Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience -- Mark Twain
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  • MichakavMichakav Senior Member Posts: 2,877 Senior Member
    Spk said:
    Michakav said:
    Went about how I thought it would. The numbing was painful and the nurse holding my cheeks apart made me feel violated. Still numb.

    Please tell me it was a she 🙏 And was she cute 😍?

    Otherwise, I would feel seriously violated... Cause Dang!
    It was a she, and she was very easy on the eyes. Thats why it was so awkward. She is the one that actually took me back and got me ready. Then the Dr came in and took a look and advised me that it should be cut and drained. Said he would be back soon and brought her in to hold the cheeks. Made a few jokes because that's who I am. They both laughed  and assured me that it was not awkward for them. That didn't help me at all.
  • MichakavMichakav Senior Member Posts: 2,877 Senior Member
    edited May 27 #24
    GunNut said:
    Michakav said:
    Went about how I thought it would. The numbing was painful and the nurse holding my cheeks apart made me feel violated. Still numb.
    Here’s hoping it was a female nurse! 🥂
    Why was I hoping for a male? Pretty sure it would have been less awkward. You know, no attraction and we have each other's back (butt).

  • TugarTugar Senior Member Posts: 2,340 Senior Member
    edited May 28 #25
    I haven't had that done but I have had  procedures done there. One where they use a scope. You have to take all kinds of bad things the night before. As bad as that was, I forgot all about it when they started to insert the scope. They used compressed air to help the process and of course what goes in must come out. Forcefully and with lots of volume. 

    Just know that I sympathize.

    And violated is the only word that came to mind even for a very good reason. 
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  • GunNutGunNut Posts: 7,642 Senior Member
    Tugar said:
    I haven't had that done but I have had  procedures done there. One where they use a scope. You have to take all kinds of bad things the night before. As bad as that was, I forgot all about it when they started to insert the scope. They used compressed air to help the process and of course what goes in must come out. Forcefully and with lots of volume. 

    Just know that I sympathize.

    And violated is the only word that came to mind even for a very good reason. 
    Damn!  I was totally asleep for mine!!! 😴
    Old West Saying: God created men, but Col. Sam Colt made them equal.

    General George Patton:  “Watch what people are cynical about, and one can often discover what they lack.”

  • MichakavMichakav Senior Member Posts: 2,877 Senior Member
    No idea what happened, but it is back today..... :'(
  • jbp-ohiojbp-ohio Senior Member Posts: 10,347 Senior Member

    Damn!  I was totally asleep for mine!!! 😴
    Yep. I even got both ends done the same day. I told them if they do the bottom first, please wipe off the scope before going down the gullet
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  • jbp-ohiojbp-ohio Senior Member Posts: 10,347 Senior Member
    Michakav said:
    Spk said:
    Michakav said:
    Went about how I thought it would. The numbing was painful and the nurse holding my cheeks apart made me feel violated. Still numb.

    Please tell me it was a she 🙏 And was she cute 😍?

    Otherwise, I would feel seriously violated... Cause Dang!
    It was a she, and she was very easy on the eyes. Thats why it was so awkward. She is the one that actually took me back and got me ready. Then the Dr came in and took a look and advised me that it should be cut and drained. Said he would be back soon and brought her in to hold the cheeks. Made a few jokes because that's who I am. They both laughed  and assured me that it was not awkward for them. That didn't help me at all.
    Good thing 'Ol Ben was on vacation......

    You know Ben...... Ben Dover?
    "The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not." Thomas Jefferson
  • JerryBobCoJerryBobCo Senior Member Posts: 8,227 Senior Member
    My only question is why in the world would someone spend 4 years in med school as well as whatever time it takes to serve an internship to be a proctologist????
    Jerry

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  • GunNutGunNut Posts: 7,642 Senior Member
    My only question is why in the world would someone spend 4 years in med school as well as whatever time it takes to serve an internship to be a proctologist????
    When I was considering Medical School I asked my dad (Anesthesiologist) the same question.  The answer was, money.  It's a VERY lucrative practice with low risk of malpractice.  And as practices go it's a low stress one with almost zero chance of getting caught up in hospital on-call situations or emergencies.  Almost no one has a butt issue that needs a specialist that can't wait 'til Monday.

    For comparison Anesthesiologists are screwed, they are always in either scheduled or emergency surgeries.  Almost all of them are on call at some (or multiple) hospital and if you are on call on a Friday you are guaranteed you'll work all day AND all night through Saturday morning.  But the cash is amazing and it requires NO bedside manner which my dad never had and never wanted to acquire.

    Every specialty has its pros and cons.
    Old West Saying: God created men, but Col. Sam Colt made them equal.

    General George Patton:  “Watch what people are cynical about, and one can often discover what they lack.”

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