My neighbor was bitten by a stray rabid dog. I went to see how he was and found him writing frantically.
I told him rabies could be cured and he didn't have to worry about writing a will.
He said, "Will!? What will? I'm making a list of the people I wanna bite!"
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Paul
How easy it is to make people believe a lie, and [how] hard it is to undo that work again! -- Mark Twain