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• Wambli Ska Posts: 3,207 Senior Member

  January 29 #2

  There are many but along your line:
  
  Marco: Next time you have a chance to kill somebody don’t hesitate.
  
  John McClane shoots him a bunch of times through the table.
  
  John: Thanks for the advice!
  
  

  I’m baaaaaaaaack… 😬

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• Jermanator Senior Member Posts: 16,244 Senior Member

  January 29 edited January 29 #3

  "These go to 11."
  

  
  

  -- Nigel Tufnel

  
  

  
  

  
  

  Reason obeys itself; and ignorance submits to whatever is dictated to it.

  -Thomas Paine

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• PFD Senior Member Posts: 1,734 Senior Member

  January 29 edited January 29 #4

  Almost anything Clint Eastwood ever said.

  I still love his speech in Dirty Harry about how he's not racist because he hates everyone equally including (insert every single racial epithet here). You won't see that part on a tv broadcast.
  

  Or in Space Cowboys when some kid told him he had a graduate degree from MIT.

  Clint told him "maybe you can get your money back".

  
  

  Maybe there should be a thread for Clint quotes.

  
  

  " You gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?'
  

  
  

  That's all I got.
  
  Paul

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• Freezer Senior Member Posts: 2,379 Senior Member

  January 29 edited January 29 #5

  Patrick Swayze, Road House,   "Be nice"

  I like Elmer Keith; I married his daughter

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• breamfisher Senior Member Posts: 13,886 Senior Member

  January 29 #6

  Not my favorite, but I find myself thinking Inigo Montoya's "you keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means" when I read some folks' writing or hear what they say....
  
  

  I'm just here for snark.

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• Big Al1 Senior Member Posts: 8,513 Senior Member

  January 29 edited January 29 #7

  From The Wild Bunch
  Bo Hopkins: How'd you like to kiss my sisters black cats rear end! ( modified from original quote)
  
  
  
  He always did crazy good!!

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• Linefinder Moderator Posts: 7,762 Senior Member

  January 29 #8

  Francis Mcdormand..."And you did that just for a little bit of money."  Original "Fargo" movie.
  
  Mike

  "Walking away seems to be a lost art form."
  N454casull
  

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• Bigslug Senior Member Posts: 9,382 Senior Member

  January 29 #9

  "The frontier place is for people like my white son and his woman and their children. And one day there will be no more frontier. And men like you will go too, like the Mohicans. And new people will come, work, struggle. Some will make their life. But once, we were here."
  
  The director's cut of 1992's The Last of the Mohicans ends with that.  Sometimes, editors just need to be flayed.
  

  WWJMBD?
  
  "Nothing is safe from stupid." - Zee

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• Some_Mook Posts: 603 Senior Member

  January 29 #10

  Cowboy  "Whew!  God All Mighty!  You Two Smell like You Fell Into a Dung Heap!"
  
  Crapgame  "Reminds You of Home, Don't it?"
  
  Willard (to Cowboy) "Kind of Does, Don't it Old Buddy?"
  
  
  I loved Don Rickles (Crapgame) in Kelly's Heroes.  Donald Sutherland had some great lines as well. 
  
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzsNh3-FnHQ
  

  "If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace." - Thomas Paine

  "I know my place in the world and it ain’t standing next to Jerry Miculek" - Zee

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• Jeff in TX Senior Member Posts: 2,435 Senior Member

  January 29 #11

  My sisters favorite movie line from Full Metal Jacket
  
  "Private Joker: How can you shoot women and children"? 
  
  Door Gunner : "Easy! Ya just don't lead 'em so much! Ain't war hell"?
  

  Distance is not an issue, but the wind can make it interesting!
  
  John 3: 1-21

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• Jayhawker Moderator Posts: 18,137 Senior Member

  January 29 #12

  " I'm  gonna turn your head into a canoe"

  Sharps Model 1874 - "The rifle that made the west safe for Winchester"

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• Diver43 Senior Member Posts: 12,185 Senior Member

  January 29 #13

  "Sorry don't get it done     Dude"
  John Wayne  in Rio Bravo
  
  

  Logistics cannot win a war, but its absence or inadequacy can cause defeat. FM100-5

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• Bigslug Senior Member Posts: 9,382 Senior Member

  January 30 #14

  
  

  WWJMBD?
  
  "Nothing is safe from stupid." - Zee

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• zorba Senior Member Posts: 25,033 Senior Member

  January 30 #15

  "Its nothing personal, it's just business." --Hyman Roth
  

  -Zorba, "The Veiled Male"
  
  

  "If you get it and didn't work for it, someone else worked for it and didn't get it..."

  )O(
  

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• Diver43 Senior Member Posts: 12,185 Senior Member

  January 30 #16

  Also kind of partial to Yippy Ki Yay ______ ______

  Logistics cannot win a war, but its absence or inadequacy can cause defeat. FM100-5

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• Spk Senior Member Posts: 4,746 Senior Member

  January 30 #17

  "When there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the Earth."

  
  

  "Ain't  it a crime."

  " What?"

  "The  only person who could miss with this gun is the sucker with the bread to buy it."

  
  

  Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience -- Mark Twain
  How easy it is to make people believe a lie, and [how] hard it is to undo that work again! -- Mark Twain
  
  

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• Freezer Senior Member Posts: 2,379 Senior Member

  January 30 edited January 30 #18

  I was thinking of Zee and an old western came to mind. I think it was the Real McCoys. It stared, a father and son, both were gunfighters. One day, someone asked the father, "Is he the fastest gun in the west?" He replied, "No, I am. No brag, just fact."

  I like Elmer Keith; I married his daughter

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• Bigslug Senior Member Posts: 9,382 Senior Member

  January 30 #19

  Have you ever heard of Plato?  Aristotle?  Socrates?   Morons.

  WWJMBD?
  
  "Nothing is safe from stupid." - Zee

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• jbp-ohio Senior Member Posts: 10,693 Senior Member

  January 30 #20

  https://tv.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/681b5c00-51be-442c-9d09-2262eaf6efff#Ji33XNHH.copy
  

  "The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not." Thomas Jefferson

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• Varmintmist Senior Member Posts: 7,988 Senior Member

  January 31 #21

  "Of course its a good idea"

  
  

  
  

  It's boring, and your lack of creativity knows no bounds.

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• ilove22s Senior Member Posts: 1,511 Senior Member

  January 31 #22

  So many out there...but also liked some of the "Dirty Harry" quotes...
  
  The Empire strikes back between Princess Lia and Han solo..."i love you"...."I know".
  
  
  

  The ears never lie.
  
  - Don Burt

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• Spk Senior Member Posts: 4,746 Senior Member

  February 2 #23

  "Sandurz, Sandurz. You got to help me. I don't know what to do. I can't make decisions. I'm a president!" -- President Skroob
  

  Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience -- Mark Twain
  How easy it is to make people believe a lie, and [how] hard it is to undo that work again! -- Mark Twain
  
  

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• Spk Senior Member Posts: 4,746 Senior Member

  February 2 #24

  Eli: Cursed be the ground for our sake. Both thorns and thistles it shall bring forth for us. For out of the ground we were taken, for the dust we are... and to the dust we shall return.
  

  And then he kills a bar full of people 🤣
  

  
  

  
  
  

  Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience -- Mark Twain
  How easy it is to make people believe a lie, and [how] hard it is to undo that work again! -- Mark Twain
  
  

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• Bigslug Senior Member Posts: 9,382 Senior Member

  February 2 #25

  "It's a little childish and stupid, but then, SO IS HIGH SCHOOL" - Ferris Bueller's Day Off.
  
  Really, Matthew Broderick's entire opening monologue and all his "Fourth Wall" breaks in that movie are pure gold. 

  WWJMBD?
  
  "Nothing is safe from stupid." - Zee

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• Some_Mook Posts: 603 Senior Member

  February 2 #26

  "If you can Dodge a Wrench, you can Dodge a Ball"

  "If there must be trouble, let it be in my day, that my child may have peace." - Thomas Paine

  "I know my place in the world and it ain’t standing next to Jerry Miculek" - Zee

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• Spk Senior Member Posts: 4,746 Senior Member

  February 4 #27

  Some_Mook said:

  "If you can Dodge a Wrench, you can Dodge a Ball"

  
  

  Patches was the best character in that movie! 👍

  
  

  Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience -- Mark Twain
  How easy it is to make people believe a lie, and [how] hard it is to undo that work again! -- Mark Twain
  
  

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• Spk Senior Member Posts: 4,746 Senior Member

  February 4 #28

  Arthur: "There is no worse death than the end of hope."

  -- King Arthur (2004)

  
  

  
  

  Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience -- Mark Twain
  How easy it is to make people believe a lie, and [how] hard it is to undo that work again! -- Mark Twain
  
  

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• Bigslug Senior Member Posts: 9,382 Senior Member

  February 4 #29

  "I need a rifle. . . .  I need a rifle. . . .  I need a rifle" - Jude Law, Enemy at the Gates

  WWJMBD?
  
  "Nothing is safe from stupid." - Zee

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• bobbyrlf3 Senior Member Posts: 2,591 Senior Member

  February 4 #30

  "Lo, there do I see my father;
  Lo, there do I see my mother and my sisters and my brothers;
  Lo, there do I see the line of my people back to the beginning;
  Lo, they do call to me;
  They bid me take my place among them;
  In the halls of Valhalla,
  Where the brave may live.....forever"
   - The 13th Warrior

  Knowledge is essential to living freely and fully; understanding gives knowledge purpose and strength; wisdom is combining the two and applying them appropriately in words and actions.

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• Wambli Ska Posts: 3,207 Senior Member

  February 4 #31

  King of the WHO?

  I’m baaaaaaaaack… 😬

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