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Virginia Boy
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Cowboy Joke
Virginia Boy
Posts: 213 Member
A dude goes out West, wants to become a cowboy, he arrives during
a severe cold spell, it is very cold, and the wind blows constantly.
He has an extremely bad case of chapped lips, he asks his new found friend,
what he should do about them.
His friend says," see that old mule over there, go over to him, lift his tail, and
kiss his butt".
The dude asks, will that heal my lips ?
The friend answers, no, but it will stop you from licking them.
a severe cold spell, it is very cold, and the wind blows constantly.
He has an extremely bad case of chapped lips, he asks his new found friend,
what he should do about them.
His friend says," see that old mule over there, go over to him, lift his tail, and
kiss his butt".
The dude asks, will that heal my lips ?
The friend answers, no, but it will stop you from licking them.
Rights and freedoms, won with patriot's blood,
shall not be taken away, by ink from a tyrant's pen.
shall not be taken away, by ink from a tyrant's pen.
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― Douglas Adams
This was one of my Dad's jokes. He loved it.
Rank does not concur privileges. It imposes responsibility. Author unknow
The bartender served him a shot of whisky, but the cowboy spit it out and say "this stuff is for kids....gime me something for MEN!!"
The bartender made a mix of some of the most powerfull stuff he had available, even adding some kerosene, hot sauce, and finishing with a .45 bullet...
...."NOW...that's was something really good..." ...the cowboy payed the drink and left.
...a week later, the cowboy returns: "Give me another of those MAN drinks, but hold the bullet....last week I throw a fart and killed the horse"